Cat Jokes Part 4

Please keep sending  in  your cat and kitten jokes.

• Why are cats such good singers? Because they’re very mewsical.
• What do you call newborn kittens who keep getting passed from owner to owner? Chain litter.
• What is the cat’s favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
• How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.
• Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look? Because you stop looking after you find it.
• If a cat can jump five feet high, then why can’t it jump through a three foot window? Because the window is closed.
• What is a cat’s favourite movie? “The Sound of Mewsic.”
• What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws.
• Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.
• Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked.

Cat Jokes Part 3

Hope you enjoy them!

• Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he’s in a bad mewd.
• If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat? None! They were copy cats.
• Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you? That depends on whether you’re a man or a mouse.
• How does the cat get its own way? With friendly purrsuasion.
• What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew.
• What has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night.
• What is a cat’s favourite subject in school? HISStory.
• What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
• How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
• What’s happening when you hear “woof… splat… meow… splat?” It’s raining cats and dogs.

Cat Jokes Part 2

Here are some more great cat jokes.

• What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat? A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you.
• What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit.
• What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
• What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show!
• What is a cat’s favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple!
• Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
• What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
• What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator.
• What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.
• If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.